In Which I Accidentally Relaunch My Blog10:28 PM
If you're me, never touch HTML. Don't you dare do it.It's almost 1 a.m. on a work night. I was planning to be in bed by 11 p.m.
All I wanted out of life was seeing if this cool new blog template would look nice. Really. I didn't ask for much. I was so happy about this venture that I didn't think to back up a copy of my old blog template. It's my test blog, yo. Who cares what happens to that?
And then I uploaded the template onto my live blog.
And then my sister wouldn't answer the phone when I called her. And my mom didn't pick up either.
And here I was in the middle of the night with some rogue HTML that suddenly makes my blog look too cool for school (and too cool for me).
I laughed for a really, really long time. Then I tried to fix it. In case you're wondering, I failed.
Right now, my blog design is everything I don't like -- cramped, massive photos, random follow me widgets that go to social media accounts I never touch, and -- worst of all -- "read more" buttons. I hate scrolling. I hate "read more" buttons. I hate how beautiful and dysfunctional that slider is.
I'm going to bed now. Let me know if anything else is broken.