Bailey's Beauty Secrets9:00 AM
Want to be the fairest of them all? Look no further—I’m sharing all of my beauty secrets.
Your hair gets messed up as soon as you walk outside anyway, so don’t bother brushing, detangling, or up-doing in the morning. Especially if you can sleep in an extra five minutes.
Pores are not immodest. Why cover them up?
No matter how much time you spend looking good, if you’re sleepy, people will think you look terrible. Get your beauty sleep.
Wear outrageous colors of lipstick just to spite the more fashionable girls who say less is more.
It’s okay. I have acne too. And so does everyone else.
Putting mascara on your lower lashes is not worth scrubbing off under-eye black streaks, dots, and smudges for ten minutes.
Chips of month-old nail polish on your big toes are not signs of laziness. They’re abstract art.
Smile, think, and cry with people so hard that you get wrinkles all over your face.
Why bother with expensive bracelets? Accessorize with hair bands. I recommend yellow ones that don’t go with your outfit.
The secret to an affordable great wardrobe is rooming with a girl who owns a great wardrobe.
Not everyone will think you’re the most gorgeous girl ever. Don’t try to be.
Rock frizzy hair like it’s the new style—because I guarantee you every other woman has big hair during this humid weather too.
Don’t wear make-up when you’re emotional. Just don’t. (Smearing.)
Wear long necklaces to class. They’re fun to twirl with fifty-five minutes of class left.
We’re all going to get old and wrinkled someday. Spend your wrinkle-free days fighting something less inevitable.
Spill it. I want your beauty tips!