Epic School Fails of the Week8:00 AM
While I'm traveling back home for a wedding, please laugh at me.
Philosophy Prof: Does anyone have any questions?
Me: HICCUP. //slaps hand over mouth//
My philosophy professor raises his eyebrows. "Did you get drunk before your last class on Friday?"
He continues his skeptical expression. "Did you swear at me?"
"I just hiccuped."
The expression remains.
"I'm underage," I plead, "and a law-abiding citizen."
"That's what you say. Well, as it turns out, this goes right into our discussion of Augustine and what he thinks about the law and what a law-abiding citizen is."
|I'm his thesis proofreader.|