Unsocialized Homeschoolers' Gazette: Socialization Report3:37 PM
As the weather melts down to sunny skies and green grass, the amount of students let loose upon the public scene increases. It is at this particular time that UHG issues a cautionary warning to all unsocialized homeschoolers: be safe, stay home. If, as even the most unsocialized homeschoolers are apt to do, one happens to find himself lost in the wide-wide world of SOCIALIZATION, be comforted in the fact that the new daytime curfew will no doubt send a truant officer your way. Keep your IDs handy.
With that in mind, we dedicate this issue of UHG to the state of socialization, utilizing the eyewitness reports and opinions of real, unsocialized homeschoolers such as yourself.