Unsocialized Homeschoolers' Gazette7:30 AM
Being home schooled, I'm very prone to culture shock. I go through life thinking that all is good and wonderful, that the average kid on the street isn't that weird, that except for a few differences here and there we all click in the end. And then bam.
You know the saying, "You learn something new every day"?
That's right, folks. I learned something new today. Join me in the first and only
But even such sacrilege has its funny side.
ME: Uh, no. Count out nine blocks for me.
ME: I don't need one.
Unfortunately, there is only so much room in a paper, and thus I cannot tell you about the posters on classroom walls - one of which was such a culture shock that I nearly flubbed my speech right at the beginning. Homeschoolers, beware - it's a strange world out there. Especially if you view it in one day.