You Know You're Homeschooled...7:30 AM
...if you spontaneously blurt out geography songs during a Fourth of July potluck.
...if your brothers are walking WWII dictionaries.
...if you find your mother constantly nagging you not to read.
...if home ec is necessary to eat lunch.
...if the dinner table discussion centers around politics and philosophy.
...if your younger sibling is your best friend.
...if you get weird looks while shopping during school hours.
...if your baby sister is already looking intently at books.
...if all your favorite people range from preschool to retirement.
...if your brother provides running commentary during the frog dissection.
...if the school bell is your Cinderella alarm clock.
...if people repeatedly ask your mother, "Are they all yours? Or is this a daycare?"
...if you've been trained to read through tears, screams and laughter.
...if you stare at your second grade Sunday school teacher when she flips the lights on and off.
...if you don't know how to line up properly.
...if your family reunions and your class reunions are all lumped together.
...if you love learning, love home and would love to do it all over again.
That's when you know you're homeschooled.