Word of the Week: How to Be Offended9:30 AM
Ever felt that shocking smack to one's pride? Ever known the angry sensation of embarrassment caused by a smart-aleck? Ever been offended and wanted to let the whole world know?
I feel duty bound to first of all direct you to Matthew 5:39 and secondly to the phone book. Call an anger management class.
After that, you should be in a semi-sort of mind to analyze your defensive mode - in other words, it will be then that these words come in handy.
The next time somebody provokes your wrath, think about the degrees of your fury so that you may properly fix them: if you took umbrage, seek the light of truth; if you're affronted, find a soothing balm; and if you're incensed, grab the fire extinguisher before you burn the house down.